Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Texas House Bans 'Suggestive' Cheerleading

Texas House Bans 'Suggestive' Cheerleading - Yahoo! News: "AUSTIN, Texas - After an alternately comic and fiery debate — punctuated by several lawmakers waving pompons — the state House on Tuesday approved a bill to restrict 'overtly sexually suggestive' cheerleading to more ladylike performances."

Yes, folks, having failed to solve any of the state's other major problems (school financing, property tax, and the like), the lawmakers in the House of Representatives of My Home State have turned to the truly important things. We can only hope that the Senate will agree and that Our Great Governor will sign the bill into law, thereby sparing me that awful sight of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders doing suggestive things with their bodies. I am truly happy.

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