Tuesday, November 29, 2005

He's a Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love!

50 Cent Wants You To Feel The Love - Starpulse News Blog: "50 Cent is planning to create a vibrator of his manhood - so his female fans can pretend to have sex with him. The sexy rapper is desperate to release a line of condoms and waterproof sex toys designed to excite his female fans and make them feel closer to his idols."

6 comments:

lucylocket said...

I wonder if his manhood is as big as his ego. Darn, with this snide comment, I have truly become an official codgerette.

Andy J said...

I'm a little disappointed in you, Bill. You only reported on the seamier side of the 50 Cent news. Why didn't you report that 50 Cent is starting his own publishing house, G-Unit Books? Or did you want to get a head start in penning some "street fiction" for them? I sense a conspiracy here. As for the vibrator idea, I think it's a truly inspired idea and I'm sure all over town rappers' agents are getting fired for not having thought of this idea sooner. This is the all-time greatest idea for bridging that gap between performer and fan. Can't wait to see how this is promoted on The Apprentice next year!

Bill said...

Andy: I put up the link so everyone could read about G-spot, er, G-unit books. I admire 50 Cent's business acumen.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

You could get the 50 cent dildo, or the hundred dollar Bill Crider edition. I think I know which one the ladies will prefer.

Andy J said...

I'm sure you know I wasn't serious in my conspiracy comment above but after the Sandra Scoppetone ruckus at Miss Snark's site, I'm not so sure how any comment is perceived any more. So please bear in mind that all my comments are intended only to inject a little humor and nothing mean-spirited is intended. Admittedly,if I had sent that comment to anyone that I really didn't know I would have placed a "just kidding" remark after the conspiracy crack. Upon further reflection though, after the Scoppetone fracas (I think shrapnel will be flying about for some time yet) I won't be making comments like this to anybody I don't know. Actually maybe I shouldn't even make them to you because I'm sure there are a lot of people reading this who would think I was serious. Which of course I'm not. So call off the 'gators, please!

Bill said...

You, serious? Never. Except maybe about brain scans.