BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
This confirms my suspicion that you're a dirty old man.There's a clip of Paris Hilton singing "Happy Birthday" to Hugh Hefner, by the way, that's much more satisfying than this video. I'm sure you've already seen it, but just in case you didn't...
Yeah, I'm a dirty old man. It's unfortunate, but true. And, yes, I've seen the video of her singing to HH.
As long as you admit it, that's fine with me. I'm not judging you, at least not openly.
I'll never understand the public's need to worship this tacky, hatchet-faced anorexic.
I won't be quite as abrupt as Anonymous, but I do find Ms. Hilton rather considerably less physically attractive (leave aside in any other way) than, say, Scarlett Johansson, who, as I've mentioned isn't my choice for Sexiest Woman Alive although apparently she is ESQUIRE's at the moment, nor even the Cutest Kid under 25. However, I must admit that one (if only one) bit of intelligence gave me a bit of sympathy for Hilton: the Atlantic City Hilton Resort was raffling off a date with Paris as an inducement to come drop the rent money at the tables, and they accompanied the newspaper ads for this offer with a photograph of a rather miserable-looking PH. It's one thing to prostitute one's self; quite another for one's parents' corporation to pimp one.
Man, that's sad, Todd. And I agree with you about Scarlett
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