Wednesday, March 14, 2007

This Is Not a Paris Hilton Item . . .

Instead, it's an item about Paris Hilton's nipples.

Thanks to Jeff (he's not staring) Meyerson for this link.

6 comments:

Brent McKee said...

The thing that amazed me was not the nipples or even the mustard coloured top that was covering them, it was the assertion by the writer of the article that "They [nipples] all look alike!" Clearly this person has seen too small a sample to be able to adequately judge.

Bill Crider said...

He probably spends a lot of time in his living quarters in his parents' basement.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Why? he asks. Because they're there. All alike? I met a woman whose own pair didn't match--one was inverted. Yuck!

Bill Crider said...

I hope you didn't express that opinion to the woman, Cap'n.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

I'm not that stupid.

Bill Crider said...

I knew that.