Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Attention, Guys! Stay off Government Property in Sacramento

Official News Agency - Breaking News | Opinion | Current Events - Tribute Statue Must Appear "Neutered": "'We cannot have intact testicles on government property. As California government officials, at least the ones on our side, will attest to, Sacramento is a testicle-free zone.'"

4 comments:

Todd Mason said...

Sacramento, Bill...it won't let me see. Reminds me of the Philly statue that has a man in short pants holding a nude woman aloft. Irritated woman: Why does _he_ have pants on? Me: Because her genitals are not really visible, whereas his would be. Though I agree it's rather sad.

That one's near Temple University Hospital. There's another male statue near Hahnemann Hospital, going full Anatomical. It also looks as if it's running in terror from the hospital. Hospital administrators listen to the wrong Art Experts.

Bill Crider said...

Well, at least this statue's of the canine persuasion.

TM said...

My cryptic first sentence meant that Sacramento was misspelled in your headline, Bill...and the link seems to want me to register to read about castrating a dog statue, apparently...I think I'll not submit (woof).

Bill Crider said...

Got it.