Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Gator Update (Protecting Our Borders Edition)

From a town hall teleconference.

Jayme Lynn Blaschke's Gibberish: "What sounds like a middle-aged woman is ranting about the border, and although she never actually says 'wetbacks' you just know it's a struggle for her not to. She's angry at congress, see. Angry that they haven't already built a wall along the border to keep 'them' out. Not only does she want an gargantuan Great Wall of Texas built along the border with Mexico, she want the government to stock the Rio Grande with alligators so that 'we won't be responsible for what happens to them.' "

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, this notion sounds a bit not-too-thought-out. It would take alligators with machineguns to accomplish anything.

Unknown said...

Gators with machine guns. Now there's an idea whose time has come.