BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
This woman is thinking all the time! Her brain never rests! She is the Steven Hawking of the Common Man! She is the Madame Curie of the Masses! Mystics and Shamans and Gurus and Revelators beseech us to focus our thoughts on world peace and unite our minds in global telepathic power to produce world peace, and they all fail. Paris Hilton tells us to unite our thoughts toward her vulva, ovaries, and upper-body nutrient satchels and all 6 billion of us obey and without fail Miss Hilton gets laid. I AM WEAK WITH ADULATION AND HOMAGE!!!
I think we've reached the point now where the comments are better than the blog. That is, if we hadn't reached that point long ago.
Well, clearly, we'll always have Paris here.
Looks like I'll have to have the vasectomy reversed.