BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
I figure this is probably good. You're a Pop - I've seen the kids. And God knows, you're an old fart. Just goes to show. Glad you are on the list.
Yes, I definitely qualify.
The honors continue apace. Can it be long before Paris Hilton herself discovers you?
Any day now.
Well, Bill, buy, rent or lease that black SUV now...
Right. That's a must.
Time to get busy, Bill. You're falling in the ranks.
Soon I'll be gone. It was just a fluke.