Monday, December 03, 2007

Soon to be a Major Motion Picture . . .

. . . starring John Vernon and Sybil Danning. And it's no wonder that Fox News is winning the ratings war. They report the good, wholesome stories that all America is wondering about.

FOXNews.com - Jailers Fired for Encouraging Female Inmate Bikini 'Fashion Show' - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News: "SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. — Three jailers have been fired and one suspended for encouraging female inmates who put on a mock fashion show that included a bikini made from a sweatshirt.

'They used their prison uniforms and anything else for the fashion show,' sheriff's office administrator Larry Lowman said of the ten Bedford County Jail inmates who participated.

Alma Cantu watched the inmates through a large security window while three male guards — Steven Qualls, Jason Carden and Jamie Farris — watched them on security monitors, Lowman and Sheriff Randall Boyce said.

'There were some remarks made over the intercom into that [cell] block,' Lowman said. 'One of the guards asked a particular female to blow into the speaker ... box of the intercom [which doubles as a microphone] and as she did, he put his microphone down to his crotch.'"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, as THE SIMPSONS (of a Fox series) could tell you, what can you expect of Shelbyville.

mybillcrider said...

How true. I should have caught that.

Anonymous said...

"The inmates involved had their privileges revoked. That includes duties at the senior citizens center, in the sheriff's offices, the jail and jail kitchen as well as work release opportunities."

Well, thank goodness, given the severity of the criminal act they performed...cutting up their clothes and playing along with the folks who hold their lives in their hands.