Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Paris Hilton Update

Okay, here's my latest million-dollar idea: Paris Hilton, P. I. First the TV series, then the tie-in novels, action figures, etc. Are you listening, Paris?

Paris Suspects Burglar Was No Stranger to Her Home, Asks for Jewelry's Safe Return - E! Online: "Having viewed her home surveillance tapes, Paris Hilton doesn't think a stranger is responsible for burglarizing her Sherman Oaks, Calif., abode.

'I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before,' the ripped-off heiress told E! News Monday while perusing the racks at the L.A. boutique Intuition. 'We have some suspects that I'm thinking of.'"

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:10 AM

    She could earn it all back with a new tape, One Night in Paris's Jewelry Box.

    Richard S. Wheeler

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  2. http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/there_appears_to_be_an_event

    The well-deserved contumely will cease only when she pulls out of public view.

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  3. More in the spirit of the season, see Hilton's interview page in the new ESQUIRE.

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