Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Record-Breaking Breasts | NBC New York: "But Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because 'the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants,' noted ABC. Reading this, we found ourselves impressed by Texas, because we didn't think it was the kind of state to impose limits on such things, what with the Dallas Cowboys cherleaders and the state priding itself on everything being bigger there and whatnot.

But, as Hershey discovered through diligent research, they have no such restraint in Brazil! And so now, after a ninth surgery, she's the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust (according to Britain's Daily Star) and the world record for largest breasts. We wonder if Guinness has a category for worst back pain."

Thanks to David Cranmer for the link.

6 comments:

JD Rhoades said...

Okay, I like tits as much as the next guy, but that's just gross.

Anonymous said...

Leave it to you, Bill, to keep us abreast of the situation.

Travis Erwin said...

I'm a Texan and those are certainly big enough, but what the heck is our state thinking. Aren't we the Everything is bigger state? Are we gonna let a foreign land take that away?

Unknown said...

We're leading the way in restraint.

Anonymous said...

This is titillating.

RSW

Cap'n Bob said...

Let's just be glad she wasn't obsessed with putting collegen (sp?) in her lips.

WV: gedishu. What you say to someone who sneezes weakly.