Sunday, April 05, 2009

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3 News > Entertainment > Story > Star Trek boldly going where it hasn't before: "Porn magazine Hustler is about to go beyond the final frontier by turning Star Trek into an X-rated movie.

The film, starring Evan Stone and Tony DeSergio - as Captain Kirk and Mr Spock respectively - is set to go before the cameras next month."

6 comments:

Jon The Crime Spree Guy said...

I'm strangely excited about this....

Unknown said...

Heh heh heh.

Todd Mason said...

Even with all the fannish Slash porn, no one's Boldlly Come Where No One's Come Before in commercial stroke film? Remarkable. I suspect that can't be true.

JD Rhoades said...

It's not the first:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1097016/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127860/

Unknown said...

Egad!

Toby O'B said...

Boy that takes me back - I remember when I was a kid I wrote a bit of slash-fic, back when the term didn't exist yet. It was a porn crossover between 'Star Trek' and 'Lost In Space'.

I'd say I was ahead of my time, but I'm sure there were others out there scribbling such dreck.

I gotta figure they'll at least change the names to avoid legal problems? Captain Dirk seems apt...

The original news story reads like an April Fool's joke, but it would have been five days late. Now I want to see the 'Happy Days' and 'Three's Company' porn titles as well!