Saturday, December 19, 2009

Please, No Pig Jokes

Paris Hilton shows off her ultra-cute micro pig Ms Piglet | Mail Online: "Paris Hilton showed off the cutest addition to her menagerie of pets - her micro-pig Ms Piglet.

The socialite was appearing on the Ellen DeGeneres show last night and told the host: 'This is my new piglet - Ms Piglet - she's so adorable.'"

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

10 comments:

Stephen B. said...

What about Frank Oz? For years he portrayed voice for a pig!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

So Paris Hilton walks into a bar with Ms Piglet. A drunk walks up to her and says. What are you doing in here with that dog?" Paris says, "It's not a dog, it's a pig." The drunk replies, "I was talking to the pig."

Bill Crider said...

I knew I could count on you, Cap'n!

Stephen B. said...

"What does a pig refer to in a manuscript?"

"A shoat story"!

Bill Crider said...

Well, that lowered the level.

Richard Robinson said...

She sure is great at coming up with creative, clever names for her pets, isn't she?

Stephen B said...

I could have written it for her:

Paris Hilton contacted her agent about her first manuscript. "It's not a long story" she explains, "it's only about a pig." Came the reply, "Oh, a shoat story?"

Gerard said...

I'd make her squeal like one.

Stephen B said...

Ha ha! * blush *

JerThom said...

Gee, isn't she afraid of catching the swine flu?