BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
Headline #2: "I didn't."
Headline #3: I want to!
Just think, all it takes to make $65 million today is to have:1. A mother who is vicariously living her life through her daughters.2. A clueless z-list step-father.3. A sex tape that "unexpectedly" surfaces on the internet.4. No shame.The rest is pure profit, baby.
Ah, Deb. I'm striking out on your first three qualifications. Now I have to come up with another plan.
Well Jerry, number 4 is really the key. You can sort of improvise the rest.Good luck on that $65 million!
Oh, to be cursed with talent and remain forever poor!
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