BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
Books like "How to Get Rich and Stay Rich" always seem to make money no matter what advice is actually in them. I'd write one myself, but I'm no writer and basically too lazy.C'mon, Dr. C., I know it would be a chore (bore), but you're a real writer. You could churn one of these out in no time, slap a pseudonym on it and rake in the bucks!
Hey, I'm so rich now that I can't be bothered!
Then I think you should throw a big BBQ party for all your adoring fans 8-)