Sunday, April 17, 2011

Top 10 Ways To Survive A Horror Movie

Top 10 Ways To Survive A Horror Movie


Anonymous said...

That's actually pretty sound advice. Virgins are usually the only survivors.


Brent McKee said...

A couple of others:
Always check with a local historian to make sure that the house you are thinking of buying was not built over a Native American burial ground, was the site of a particularly gruesome murder or series of murders, or ever belonged to a homicidal maniac.

Spend all of your time with a group of responsible adults, preferably in a well lit public place. a professional sports arena during the game is usually relatively safe.

(And according to Scream 4, virgins can now be killed Jeff.)