Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Don't Try This at Home

Shopper arrested with live lobsters in shorts: A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.

Hat tip to Art Scott.


Marsdon said...

Are you happy to see me or is that a lobster in your pants . . .?

Anonymous said...

Is that a pork loin in your shorts or...?