Thursday, September 08, 2011

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The Raw Story: An elderly Florida man needed stitches Wednesday after a 22-year-old woman announced she was a vampire and began biting his face and neck.

Milton Ellis, 69, said that he had fallen asleep in his electric wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. He awoke to find Josephine Smith on top of him.


Jerry House said...

Moral: Never vacate a Hooters!

Anonymous said...

Which is why TWILIGHT and its ilk needs to be banned.