Saturday, May 05, 2012

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Action: Pulse Pounding Tales Volume 1Amazon.com: Action: Pulse Pounding Tales Volume 1 eBook: James Oliver Hilton, I S Paton, Paul D Brazill, Richard Godwin, Stephen Leather, Matt Hilton, Adrian Magson, Zoe Sharp, Gavin Bell, Steven Savile: Kindle Store: Within these pages you will find secret agents, vigilantes (both just and insane), cops, villains, soldiers, veterans, gangsters, swordsmen, privateers, Ninja and even a crypto-zoological beast you might recognise. Some of the tales are delivered with shocking realism, some as lighter entertainment, some on the grittier side, but each and every tale included in Action: Pulse Pounding Tales Volume 1 is sure to get your heart racing.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Texas: If You Find Bigfoot, You Can Legally Kill Him

A Beginner’s Guide to Crime Fiction

A Beginner’s Guide to Crime Fiction

The 11 Best Supervillain Superpowers

The 11 Best Supervillain Superpowers

Hat tip to George Kelley.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Woman Jailed For Trying To Fill A Prescription

Happy Super Moon

Happy Super Moon: A Brief Overview of the Moon in Pop Culture

Yet with all of that, no mention of this.  Go figure.

Song of the Day

The First Class - Beach Baby - YouTube:

6 Ways Iron Man Is Objectively Better Than Batman

6 Ways Iron Man Is Objectively Better Than Batman

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Time for Me to Move

10 Best Cities for Cheapskates

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Amazon.com: To the Devil, My Regards eBook: Anthony Neil Smith, Victor Gischler: Kindle Store: Z.Z. DelPresto is a ne'er-do-well private eye who stumbles into trouble along the beaches of Alabama and Florida. But this time he may have waded out too far. The evidence appears to show him killing the seventeen-year-old girl he'd fallen for. But Z.Z. knows good and well he didn't do it, and now he's in the fight of his life to prove it. Throw in the girl's rich and ruthless parents, some cops who have been trying to put DelPresto away for years, a topless tourist and a stuttering psychic who knows all of tomorrow's sports scores today, and you have a story you just can't put down. Combine Gischler's colorful eccentricity with Smith's grinding noir, and you end up with this unique novella: To the Devil, My Regards. Originally published in 2001, Gischler and Smith now bring this crazy tale to Kindle, with a new cover by "Pokerben" Springer.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Bootleg Clacker Balls!! The Feds Make Huge Seizure In Houston

Bob Stewart, R. I. P.

The Hollywood Reporter: Bob Stewart, the creator and producer of such legendary TV game shows as The Price Is Right, To Tell the Truth and Password, died Friday of natural causes at Cedar-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. He was 91.

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Lin Carter, Editor, Discoveries in Fantasy,Ballantine, 1972

23 Habanero Flavored Foods To Try This Cinco de Mayo

23 Habanero Flavored Foods To Try This Cinco de Mayo

Father of Fantasy - George MacDonald

The Princess and the Goblin by George MacDonald (1872)AbeBooks: Father of Fantasy - George MacDonald: George MacDonald (1824-1905) - a Scottish Victorian novelist - was well-read and revered by an impressive selection of literary figures. CS Lewis, CK Chesterton, JRR Tolkien, Madeleine L'Engle and Mark Twain (who apparently initially disliked MacDonald but ultimately became his friend) have all cited MacDonald as being a large influence on their own work. His lecturing and views brought him wide recognition and respect. MacDonald wrote over 50 books, including, poetry, novels, short stories, fantasy, sermons and essays. Many of his novels were part autobiographical and focused on his upbringing and life in Scotland.

10 Celebrated Geniuses Who Died Penniless

10 Celebrated Geniuses Who Died Penniless

No Sewer Gators?

5 Ridiculous Origins of Famous Urban Legends

5 Everyday Rip-Offs That Are Surprisingly Easy to Avoid

5 Everyday Rip-Offs That Are Surprisingly Easy to Avoid

11 Best Campaign Slogans Ever

11 Best Campaign Slogans Ever

Tove Jansson: The Real Moominmamma

Tales From Moomin Valley by Tove JanssonTove Jansson: The Real Moominmamma: An artistic and bohemian upbringing coupled with a desire to battle depression in post-war Europe inspired Tove Jansson to create the Moomins – some of literature’s most intriguing creatures. Though she is best known for the books set in Moominvalley, Jansson’s writing touched readers of all ages.

Cinco de Mayo!

5 facts about Cinco de Mayo

A Queen for Caesar

A Queen for Caesar - TRAILER - Pascale Petit ◊ Gordon Scott - YouTube:

Friday, May 04, 2012

Croc Update (Jonah Edition)

Largest known crocodile could swallow a human

...a fistful of fantasy magazine covers...

Sweet Freedom: ...a fistful of fantasy magazine covers...

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

www.kirotv.com: Puyallup man punched into coma after complimenting other man's car

Free Today for Kindle -- Get it Before Midnight

Under the Needle's EyeAmazon.com: Under the Needle's Eye eBook: Linda DeMeulemeester, Susan Ee, Patrick Samphire, Ibi Zoboi, Allan Rousselle, Kiini Ibura Salaam, Emily Mah, Benjamin Rosenbaum, Raymund Eich, Ari Goelman: Kindle Store: Eleven authors with one thing in common, we were in the Clarion West Workshop for Science Fiction and Fantasy class of 2001. Other than that, we're about as diverse as you can get. This anthology is one of the broadest samples you can find of up and coming science fiction and fantasy talent.


Our instructors were: Octavia Butler, Bradley Denton, Nalo Hopkinson, Connie Willis, Ellen Datlow, and Jack Womack

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The Malice Plant
Check this one out. How could I resist a book that reminds someone of my own work? This is the first of a new cozy series that I highly recommend.

Amazon.com: The Malice Plant eBook: Ainy Rainwater: Kindle Store: "Gardening with intent to kill.... Ainy Rainwater's fast-paced and witty mystery is a winner. Her Cedar Lake reminds me of Bill Crider's delightful small-town Texas, and she handles the gardening aspects of the story with such a sure hand she made me believe in the malice plant." Lillian Stewart Carl, author of the Jean Fairbairn/Alasdair Cameron mystery
series


After Ivy Willowby dies in her garden with a Malice Plant in her hand, Rosemary Wilde is stunned to find she's the beneficiary of Ivy's will---if she outlives the survivorship clause. With potential heirs buzzing around like angry bees, burglaries, and unexpected liaisons, the Cedar Lake Garden club isn't lacking either dirt or manure. But who---or what---killed Ivy? When Rosemary decides to test the "curse" of the Malice Plant, she finds there's more than enough malice to go around.

New Pages of ‘The Little Prince’ Discovered in Paris

New Pages of ‘The Little Prince’ Discovered in Paris

Adam Yauch, R. I. P.

NYTimes.com: Adam Yauch, one of the founders of the seminal hip-hop group the Beastie Boys, has died of cancer at the age of 47, his mother, Frances Yauch, said in a phone conversation.

Just Two Pals Out for a Drive

The Associated Press: A man and his monkey pulled over in Florida

Roanoke Update

freep.com: Perhaps the best clue in more than 420 years to North Carolina's most famous mystery has just been revealed.


The remains of the Lost Colony, it turns out, could sit under an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course in Bertie County.


Researchers at the British Museum in London, acting at the request of a group of historians and archaeologists in North Carolina, have found a symbol hidden on an ancient map that could show where members of the English colony established on Roanoke Island in 1587 moved.

Strangely, This Never Happened to Me

Too Young, Too Pretty: When Authors Are Criticized For Their Looks

New Story at Fires on the Plain

“Soldier’s Disease” by Tom Pitts | Fires on the Plain

Song of the Day

Perry Como - Catch A Falling Star (1957) - YouTube:

And Keep Off Their Damn Lawns!

Ninety-Year-Old Sisters Fight Off Knife Wielding Carjacker

Hat tip to Randy Johnson.

10 Most Corrupt Movie Cops

10 Most Corrupt Movie Cops

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Yet Another List I'm Not On

10 New Must-Reads for May

6 Disturbing Unanswered Questions from Children's Movies

6 Disturbing Unanswered Questions from Children's Movies

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Ron Goulart, Weird Heroes 3: Quest of the Gypsy, Pyramid, 1976




And Keep Off Their Lawn

Married in 1929, together today: Texas couple celebrates 83rd anniversary 

The Best Opening Lines in Cinema

The Best Opening Lines in Cinema

The 7 Cleverest Famous Mad Scientists

The 7 Cleverest Famous Mad Scientists

Hat tip to George Kelley.

The 12 Best Con Artist Schemes Ever

The 12 Best Con Artist Schemes Ever

Hat tip to George Kelley.

You Know You Want It!

Cthulhu Bottle Opener

Fix-up Artist: The Chaotic SF Of A.E. Van Vogt

Fix-up Artist: The Chaotic SF Of A.E. Van Vogt

Link via SF Signal.

I Kinda Like "Stella Strong"

19 Fun Facts About Children’s Books Spotted at the Library

There Only 25?

The Most Profoundly Regrettable Moments in 1990s Musical Fashion

Forgotten Books: The Video Vandal -- Frank Roderus

Back in the early '80s, Frank Roderus, better known for his western novels, tried his hand at a crime series, very much along the lines of John D. MacDonald's Travis McGee books.  Carl Heller, "a great hero from the great outdoors," is a rugged outdoorsy guy who does favors for friends.  In this case, the friend is a fellow in Colorado Springs who's developed some new computer software (note cool computer on cover) that he's convinced will bring in enormous profits.  That is, if someone doesn't steal his idea.  There's a mole in the company, and he asks Heller to find out who it is.


The "great outdoors" part of the book comes at the beginning, when Heller finds himself trapped in a sudden snowstorm while on horseback a long way from anywhere.  It's a very effective scene, as is the final one where Heller is involved in the real-life equivalent of a video game.  


As anyone who's read Roderus's fine westerns can tell you, he's a smooth hand with first-person narration, and Heller's quite a character.  Very unlike T. McGee, too.  Heller smokes, drinks lite beer, and doesn't mind consorting with a prostitute if you know what I mean and I think you do.  I read most of this series in the '80s, but I'd missed this one.  It was fun to catch up.

The Patsy

Jerry Lewis "The Patsy" 1964 theatrical trailer - YouTube:

Thursday, May 03, 2012

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Amazon.com: Noir City Annual #4: The Best of the NOIR CITY Magazine 2011 (9780982297339): Eddie Muller: Books: A compendium of essays, interviews, profiles, tributes, and reviews selected from the 2011 issues of NOIR CITY, a quarterly magazine exploring all aspects of cinema's most stylish and durable artistic movement.. FILM NOIR. A publication of the Film Noir Foundation, a nonprofit public benefit organization created as an educational resource regarding the cultural, historical, and artistic significance of film noir as an original American cinematic movement. All proceeds from the sale of this book go directly to rescuing and restoring vintage noir film. Learn more about the foundation at filmnoirfoundation.org

Scudder Fans Rejoice! - A Writer's Life

Scudder Fans Rejoice! - A Writer's Life

Why Not?

How to make an edible Darth Vader sculpture out of carrots

Hat tip to Cullen Gallagher.

Guy Plays Every Role in Every SF Movie Ever Made

Science Fiction Audition - YouTube:

Joel Goldsmith, R. I. P.

Blastr: The composer responsible for setting the mood for much of the Stargate franchise, Joel Goldsmith, has passed away at the age of 54. Goldsmith worked on Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe, scoring a total of 334 episodes during his sci-fi career.

And Keep Off Her Lawn!

She's smokin'!

Top 10 Most Expensive Sales on AbeBooks in April 2012

Top 10 Most Expensive Sales on AbeBooks in April 2012: Die Verwandlung, or The Metamorphosis, was published by Franz Kafka in 1915 and it is considered one of the 20th century’s key works of fiction. Kafka’s novella sees a traveling salesman, Gregor Samsa, wake one morning to find he has been changed into a giant insect.

South Carolina Leads the Way

NCPD: Gun stolen from deputy found after bullet falls from butt

Jeff Meyerson Saw Frozen Cows Open for the Kinks

Forest Service to Hack Up Frozen Cows: If the idea of cows creepily frozen inside a mountain cabin sounds like the stuff of horror movies, bad news: The tale's ending is no less macabre. Crews with hand saws and knives plan to carve up the cattle before the carcasses thaw. A group of US Forest Service employees will head to the Colorado cabin today to cut up the remains and scatter them. Additional nightmare-inducing detail: They'll stay overnight until the job is done.

Comic Strip of the Day



Link.

Will the Persecution Never End?

The Ten Worst Movies Ever Made

Hat tip to George Kelley.

Song of the Day

Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now - YouTube:

This Is Just What the World Needs

'Eastbound and Down' Creator to Direct Potential 'Dukes of Hazzard' Reboot

Looking for a Good Job?

Texas Needs You: Nuisance Alligator Hunting Open to All: Have you've always dreamed of becoming an official alligator removal specialist, but never thought you'd be able to deal with all those annoying regulatory requirements? Well thanks to the unlikely combination of horny alligators and a really lousy economy, here's your chance to reach for the stars and grab that dream by its thick, scaly tail. But only if you live in Texas.

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The Debut Comic Strips of 10 Famous Cartoons

The Debut Comic Strips of 10 Famous Cartoons

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

12 Girls Haul Teenagers Off Subway by Hair, Steal Cell Phone

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Family says restaurant locked them inside over tip refusal

I Miss the Old Days

70 Most Inspiring "Cosby Show" Outfits

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Raymond Chandler, Pick-Up on Noon Street, Pocket Books, 1952

Top 10 Best Cliffhangers in Television History

Top 10 Best Cliffhangers in Television History

And We Have Answers

People always have questions about alligators

5 True Tales of Good Fortune With Horribly Cruel Plot Twists | Cracked.com

5 True Tales of Good Fortune With Horribly Cruel Plot Twists | Cracked.com

100 Best Songs Of The 1980s

100 Best Songs Of The 1980s

Where Are Jeff and Jackie Meyerson?

40 Photographs Of Interesting New Yorkers

Jupiter's Darling

Jupiter's darling (1955) trailer - YouTube:

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Charles 'Skip' Pitts, R. I. P.

Mail Online: Memphis guitar player Charles 'Skip' Pitts has died at 65.


He famously played the distinctive riff on on Isaac Hayes's 1970s soul and funk track, Theme from Shaft.

Once Again Texas Leads the Way

Houston police officer accused of exposing himself at Galveston bar and then stabbing man outside | abc13.com: GALVESTON, TX (KTRK) -- A Houston police officer was arrested Wednesday for allegedly exposing himself to patrons in a Galveston bar and then stabbing a man after he was escorted out.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . . .

Shoplifter pulls out samurai sword | KTVB.COM Boise

1950s EQMM/Mercury Press cover-photo recycling, Bettie Paging, and cover variations...

Sweet Freedom: 1950s EQMM/Mercury Press cover-photo recycling, Bettie Paging, and cover variations...

Free for Kindle -- 3 Days Only!

Don't Cry For MeAmazon.com: Don't Cry For Me eBook: William Campbell Gault: Kindle Store: He was a heel . . . a blue-blood gone bad, a low-brow with class, a bum with an income. He liked low-slung cars and top-heavy girls, and he took his pleasure where he found it. He was the consort of bookies, dope-peddlers, crooks; the buddy of has-beens, tough guys, and junkies. He dreamed the big dream, but played it small . . . free wheeling it down hill all the way, with a crack-up—and murder—at the bottom.Too many slow horses, too many fast women, and finally, one loaded cigarette; and after that . . . trouble: a woman who wouldn’t stay, a dead man’s face that wouldn’t go away, and an alibi that wouldn’t stick . . .

A Look at the Titles in Famous Authors’ Libraries

A Look at the Titles in Famous Authors’ Libraries

A Death in Mexico -- Jonathan Woods

You're seen those stories on the news that warn you about travel to Mexico, right?  A Death in Mexico is an even more effective cautionary tale.  A couple of American revelers in San Miguel Allende stumble across the body of a (formerly) beautiful woman, her eyes gouged out.  Inspector Hector Diaz is rousted out of bed to investigate.  Diaz is a mess.  He drinks too much, he smokes too much, and his stomach problems are a constant irritation.  


There's so much corruption and the drug lords have so much power that Diaz doesn't believe much in the possibility of justice.  But that doesn't stop him from doing his job, or trying to, and he pulls the reader along with him through a surreal landscape with a couple of woo-woo moments that might involve ancient spirits.  At the end, justice becomes a more personal thing than a systemic one.


New Pulp Press continues to impress with the quality of its offerings.  A Death in Mexico is an unusual procedural that will take you down some mean, nightmarish streets, indeed.  Check it out.

Bullet for a Virgin, Part One--"Rainy Night in Sonora"

WRITING FOR THE BRAND: Bullet for a Virgin, Part One--"Rainy Night in Sonora"

Minotaur Books Has a Blog

Check it out:  Minotaur Art

Junior Seau, R. I. P.

RIP Junior Seau: Legendary Linebacker Dead In Possible Suicide

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Monster: Nightrider's VengeanceAmazon.com: Monster: Nightrider's Vengeance eBook: J.D. Nixx: Kindle Store: We are death, we are the darkness.
We are the shadows that rend you,
Your fear made flesh.
We are Nightriders.


The Nightriders were the ultimate terror weapon, a generation of genetically engineered vampire soldiers, created in the image of man's most ancient nightmares. But when the war was over, their makers saw what they'd done, and they were afraid. They turned against their creations and tried to wipe them out.


One survived.


Now Laura So, the last Nightrider, comes out of the darkness and sets off across humanity's far-flung settled worlds, seeking vengeance on the ones who ordered the massacre of her people, Along with her lover, the more-than-human medic who saved her life, she confronts not only her enemies, but the question of who she is and her place in the universe, Because beneath the monster's skin there beats a heart that's all too human...

Daniel Judson Interview

Jungle Red Writers: Daniel Judson - Confidence Man

I Heartily Concur

The ongoing disaster that is the new Blogger interface

Song of the Day

Snake Eyes - The Cornell Hurd Band - YouTube:

Father's Day Is Coming

Flying hovercraft could be straight out of a James Bond movie

Today's Vintage Ad


Author vs. Critic Dustups

A Few of Our Favorite Author vs. Critic Dustups

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

In Ad Featuring Man Peeing On An Electric Fence, Texas Candidate Says He's Experienced

Hey, It Could Happen

Seattle Attorney Andrew Basiago Claims U.S. Sent Him On Time Travels (VIDEO)

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Bill S. Ballinger, Beacon in the Night, Signet, 1960

5 Supposedly Badass Criminals Caught in Embarrassing Ways

5 Supposedly Badass Criminals Caught in Embarrassing Ways

The 25 Best Horror Movies of All-TIME

The 25 Best Horror Movies of All-TIME

Skywalking

If You're Afraid Of Heights, Don't Open This Post

15 Best Baseball Movies

15 Best Baseball Movies

A lifetime of writing

For 56 years now, author Kate Wilhelm of Eugene has been publishing stories for generations of fans

Hat tip to Todd Mason.

Here's the Plot for Your Next Middle-Aged Crime-Wave Novel

Robert and Deedra Grubbs: Middle-Aged Montgomery County Couple's Crime Wave Over

The Bellboy

Ernie Kovacs - Jerry Lewis "The Bellboy" Trailer - YouTube:

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

The Last Kind Words -- Tom Piccirilli

So you think your family is dysfunctional?  Crime has been the family business for the Rands for generations.  Terrier Rand is the only one to break away and live the straight life, but now he's been called back to his hometown by his brother, Collie, who's about to be executed for murder.  Collie went on a killing spree, and eight people were left dead as a result.  Collie freely admits to seven of the killings, but he swears to Terrie that he didn't kill the eighth person.  He charges Terrie with finding the guilty party.  This means that Terrie's going to have to reconnect with his family: his father, a burglar; his teenage sister, who's mixed up with the wrong kind of guy; his uncles; and his mother, who's not a criminal herself but who has to take care of this weird assortment of humanity.


This is a book about crime and criminals, sure, but it's also about the pull of family.  Who says you can't go home again?  You can, but what will happen when you get there?  And when you start looking under rocks, what will you find?  Piccirilli's story has suspense and heart, and plenty of both.  When you finish read it, you'll be sorry to leave the company of the Rands, but don't worry.  There's a sequel on the way, which is good news for sure.



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Guy Noir and the Straight SkinnyAmazon.com: Guy Noir and the Straight Skinny (9780143120810): Garrison Keillor: Books: On the 12th floor of the Acme Building, on a cold February day in St. Paul, Guy Noir looks down the barrel of a loaded revolver in the hands of geezer gangster Joey Roast Beef who is demanding to hear what lucrative scheme Guy is cooking up with stripper-turned-women's-studies-professor Naomi Fallopian. Everyone wants to know-Joey, Lieutenant McCafferty, reporter Gene Williker, Guy’s ex-girlfriend Sugar O'Toole, the despicable Larry B. Larry, the dreamboat Scarlett Anderson, Mr. Kress of the FDA–and Guy faces them one by one, as he and Naomi pursue a dream of earning gazillions by selling a surefire method of dramatic weight loss. In this whirlwind caper Guy faces danger, falls in love, and faces off with the capo del capo del grande primo capo Johnny Banana.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Gainesville.com: Upset that his order wasn't prepared correctly, a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours.

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Final Sail: A Dead-End Job Mystery
The Dead End Jobs series is popular around our house.  This latest one looks like a dandy.

Amazon.com: Final Sail: A Dead-End Job Mystery (9780451236746): Elaine Viets: Books

Song of the Day

I'll Never Find Another You - The Seekers - YouTube:

The Stories Behind 10 Great Album Covers by Famous Artists

The Stories Behind 10 Great Album Covers by Famous Artists

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10 Gorgeous Buildings Made Out of Books

10 Gorgeous Buildings Made Out of Books

A Cross Country Tour of Mind-Blowing Tourist Caves

A Cross Country Tour of Mind-Blowing Tourist Caves

Latest Getting Away With Murder Now On-line

GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER #66 MAY 2012

An Idea Whose Time Has Come?

Henry David Thoreau Video Game Gets $40,000 NEA Grant 

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William Campbell Gault, Day of the Ram, Bantam, 1957

Me Too

42 Roles That We Wish Nicolas Cage Played

Didn't This Happen to Marlon Brando in The Wild One?

Man sues BMW after motorcycle seat allegedly causes 2-year erection

Hat tip to Art Scott.

At Least It Wasn't on His Lawn

75-Year-Old Man Bitten, Dragged by Alligator at a Golf Course Pond

The Most Cryptic Titles in Literature

The Most Cryptic Titles in Literature (And What They Mean)

Celebrated Works of Art That Are Basically Fan Fiction

Celebrated Works of Art That Are Basically Fan Fiction

Or Maybe You Do

5 Things You May Not Know About Akira Kurosawa's 'Seven Samurai' 

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Man who lived with bullet in head dies at 103

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Man's eye plucked out in spat over radio

6 Tiny Mistakes That Almost Ended the World

6 Tiny Mistakes That Almost Ended the World

Unseen Movies: Christmas with the Dead

Sure, it's cheating to write about a movie that hasn't been released.  I admit it.  Still, I doubt that many of you have seen this one, so I'm writing about it, anyway.


First of all, let me tell you that the biggest surprise in the movie, for me and Judy, came in the credits.  (This is also a disclaimer.)  Since we invested a little money in the film, we're listed in the credits as associate producers or something like that.  I've already bought a turtleneck sweater, a gold chain with a big medallion dangling on it, and a hot tub.


As for the movie itself, we loved it.  So did everybody else in the audience at the premiere last Friday night.  The standing ovation at the end was loud, long, and enthusiastic.  Of course nearly everybody in the audience was involved in the film in one way or another.  We were the target audience, you might say, but I don't think it mattered.  I think everybody got a genuine kick out of it.


If you've read Joe Lansdale's story on which the movie is based, you have plenty of surprises in store.  Keith Lansdale, Joe's son, wrote the screenplay.  He used the opening scenes from the story and the very last scene, but that's it.  Pretty much everything else is Keith's invention, and it's all excellent.  There are laugh-out-loud moments, gross-out moments, and quiet moments.  I think the kid has a future.


I wrote earlier that Kasey Lansdale, Joe's daughter, has a role.  I was under the impression that it was a small one, but I was wrong.  It's a big role, and she provides some of the movie's shock value.  Not to mention that it's comedy gold.  She also gets to sing, another big plus.  Kasey's husband, Adam Coats, has a great role as a neighbor with a funny hat and a hammer.  If you know Joe Lansdale's work, you know a guy with a hammer is somebody to watch carefully.


The two "name" actors in the movie are Brad Maule and Damian Maffei.  They're good apart, but when they get together, the movie really takes off.  They have some very funny repartee, but then there's a lot of that in the movie.  Did I mention that I think the screenwriter has a future?


And then there's Chet Williamson.  I knew he was a fine writer, but I didn't know about his acting chops.  When he brings the crazy, you believe every minute of it.  His turn as a loony preacher is a high point, but all the small parts, loonies and zombies alike, are a treat.


The movie was directed by Terrill Lee Lankford, whose credits include Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, which of course makes him the perfect guy for a project like this one.  He keeps things moving from start to finish, and he does a wonderful job with a group of mostly amateur actors and a shoestring budget.


Speaking of the budget, the movie doesn't look cheap and it doesn't sound cheap.  The music is fun, and the technical crew deserves a round of applause along with everybody else.


I obviously can't claim that this is an unbiased review.  All I can tell you is that I had a wonderful time watching Christmas with the Dead, and I hope you do, too, when it comes to a theater or a DVD near you.

Monday, April 30, 2012

2012 Science Fiction Hall of Fame Inductees

2012 Science Fiction Hall of Fame Inductees

Link via SF Signal.

Christmas With the Dead Premiere

 Joe Lansdale and Bill Crider before the film.
Joe holds forth after the movie.

 Judy Crider and Karen Lansdale.
Kasey Lansdale and Danny, her guitar player.


Bill Crider, Kasey Lansdale, and Keith Lansdale, who's explaining a difficult plot point.










Photos by Angela Neary.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Scrotum torn during domestic dispute

Thank Goodness I'm Not Addicted

Lonely life of the techno-addict as thousands go up to 48 hours without speaking to another human

Bottom Line, Heh Heh

FL Motel Goes All-Nude to Boost Bottom Line

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The Complete Casebook of Cardigan, Volume 1: 1931-32
More good news: This is Volume 1.  Three more to come.

Amazon.com: The Complete Casebook of Cardigan, Volume 1: 1931-32 (9781618270115): Frederick Nebel, John Fleming Gould, Will Murray, Walter Baumhofer: Books: Frederick Nebel's unforgettable character Jack Cardigan was one of the main reasons behind the success of the legendary Dime Detective Magazine. His hard-boiled P.I. stories were a major influence to other writers of the era, yet only a handful have been reprinted since their original 44-story run eighty years ago. Volume 1 of this series contains the first 11 installments, complete and uncut, with an all-new introduction by Will Murray and the original illustrations by John Fleming Gould. "Death Alley (November, 1931)," "Hell's Pay Check (December, 1931)," "Six Diamonds and a Dick (January, 1932)," "And There Was Murder (February, 1932)," "Phantom Fingers (March, 1932)," "Murder on the Loose (April, 1932)," "Rogues' Ransom (August, 1932)," "Lead Pearls (September, 1932," "The Dead Don't Die (October, 1932)," "The Candy Killer (November, 1932)," and "A Truck-Load of Diamonds (December, 1932)."

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Myrtle Beach couple charged after domestic incident with inflatable hammer

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Amazon.com: Nights of Awe (An Ariel Kafka Mystery) (9781904738923): Harri Nykanen, Kristian London: Books: During the period known as the Days of Awe that lead up to Yom Kippur, Ariel Kafka, inspector in the Violent Crime Unit of the Helsinki police and one of two Jewish policemen in Finland, is confronted with the most difficult case of his career. Two Arabs are killed near the capital and shortly after Kafka discovers two more bodies at an Iraqi-owned garage. Are these deaths evidence of gang warfare or international terrorism? When it transpires that an Israeli minister will make an unofficial visit to Helsinki, matters become truly complicated. The Finnish Security Police and Mossad all have a role to play and Kafka is on a trail that leads back to his youth.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

News.com.au: The brawl involved 15 teenagers and was reportedly sparked when someone spat on a ride and it landed on a mother’s teenage daughter.

Here's the Plot for Your Next Banacek Script

Thieves Make off with 10-Ton Bridge, Railroad Track

Song of the Day

Shelly West- Jose Cuervo - YouTube:

Booksi: Old Books Reborn As iPhone Chargers

Booksi: Old Books Reborn As iPhone Chargers


Hat tip to George Kelley.

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

London Free Press: Two men have been charged, one with assault with a weapon, after a 29-year-old punched a window to startle a cat, angering the animal’s owner who pulled out a pocket knife.

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For Sunday Dinner

These chickens are special

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Home-schoolers don't miss out on prom: The largest of those is in North Texas. On Saturday night, more than 1,000 teenagers ages 14 to 19 streamed into a downtown Dallas hotel's ballroom, which was decorated to look like an ancient castle.

Or Maybe Not

9 Shady U.S. Elections You Probably Forgot About

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William Campbell Gault, The Convertible Hearse, Bantam, 1959

Why Does It Always Have to be Snakes?

6 'Luxury' Spa Treatments for the Extremely Rich and Insane

10 College Football Powerhouses That Fell From Glory

10 College Football Powerhouses That Fell From Glory

First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Yankee Fan Mule-Kicks Drunk Red Sox Fan (w/ VIDEO)

10 Changes to Expect from the Library of the Future | Online Universities

10 Changes to Expect from the Library of the Future

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Houston Chronicle: The donation at a Goodwill Donation Center in Friendswood was indeed unusual - a marijuana bong, complete with marijuana residue.

Top 10 Hit Songs Stolen From Other Songs

Top 10 Hit Songs Stolen From Other Songs

Django

Django (1966) - Trailer - YouTube:

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Here's the Plot for Your Next Trans-Gender Noir Novel

Sex swap killer in lesbo bust-up

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Felony Fists (Fight Card)Amazon.com: Felony Fists (Fight Card) eBook: Jack Tunney, Mel Odom, Paul Bishop: Kindle Store: Los Angeles 1954


Patrick “Felony” Flynn has been fighting all his life. Learning the “sweet science” from Father Tim the fighting priest at St. Vincent’s, the Chicago orphanage where Pat and his older brother Mickey were raised, Pat has battled his way around the world – first with the Navy and now with the Los Angeles Police Department.


Legendary LAPD chief William Parker is on a rampage to clean up both the department and the city. His elite crew of detectives known as The Hat Squad is his blunt instrument – dedicated, honest, and fearless. Promotion from patrol to detective is Pat’s goal, but he also yearns to be one of the elite.


And his fists are going to give him the chance.

Song of the Day

Juice Newton - Love's been a little bit hard on me.wmv - YouTube:

History’s 9 Most Notorious Pardons

 History’s 9 Most Notorious Pardons

10 TV Shows Cancelled After Just One Episode

10 TV Shows Cancelled After Just One Episode

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First It Was the Thin Mints Melee . . .

Northwest Florida Daily News: A woman who threw loose change at another woman during an argument was arrested.

Once Again, Texas Leads the Way

Billboard showcases rising cost of prom: Prom season — a period during the high school year when the economic disparity between the privileged and not-so privileged becomes more evident, and popularity contests are waged with formal attire, after-parties, limousines and ... billboards.


Waiting at the intersection of W.S. Young Drive and Veterans Memorial Boulevard, drivers were captivated this week by a pink rotating outdoor sign: "Vote Brandy Day for Prom Queen!"

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William Campbell Gault, The Canvas Coffin, Dell, no date

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

14 extinct animals that could be resurrected 

This Guy Is in Serious Trouble

Woman mistaken for hog, shot by boyfriend in hunting accident

AGATHA AWARD WINNERS

AGATHA AWARD WINNERS

The 5 Depressing Lessons We Learned from Highlights Magazine

The 5 Depressing Lessons We Learned from Highlights Magazine

PimPage: An Occasional Feature in Which I Call Interesting Books to Your Attention

Leave Her to Hell
They should be calling this the "Gold Medal Deal of the Day" because the books on offer are of the Gold Medal school for sure. You're going to want some of these.

Amazon.com: Kindle Daily & Gold Box Deal of the Day: Gold Box Deal of the Day: $0.99 Kindle Mysteries
April 29, 2012: Today only, more than 100 mystery books are just $0.99 each on Kindle. Kindle books can be read on Kindle devices and free Kindle reading apps. Each day the Kindle Daily Deal goes live at approximately 12:00 a.m., Pacific time. Individual Daily Deal titles may have additional territory restrictions, and not all deals are available in all territories. 

10 Beautiful Literary Box Sets

10 Beautiful Literary Box Sets

Cowboy 'Cookie'

Cowboy 'Cookie' keeps ranch visitors well-fed

The 5 Most Badass Man vs. Nature Showdowns Ever Photographed

The 5 Most Badass Man vs. Nature Showdowns Ever Photographed

The Disorderly Orderly

Jerry Lewis "The Disorderly Orderly" 1964 theatrical trailer - YouTube: